AVERAGE MONTHLY SPENDING.

By Monday remade,
By Tuesday mature,
By Wednesday parlayed,
By Thursday procured,
By Friday clichéd,
By Saturday pure,
By Sunday decayed and unsure.

By Monday we stall,
By Tuesday alive,
By Wednesday recall,
By Thursday realise,
By Friday enthralled,
By Saturday high,
By Sunday we fall from the wire.

By Monday the hump,
By Tuesday upright,
By Wednesday the slump,
By Thursday the slide,
By Friday air pump,
By Saturday tight,
By Sunday get dumped in the night.

By Monday we pay,
By Tuesday turned down,
By Wednesday astray,
By Thursday aground,
By Friday we’re paid,
By Saturday drowned,
By Sunday waylaid and housebound.