THE TOOTH STORY.

He went for them rightened
And tightened,
Correction fluid whitened,
And heightened,

But they came out obscene
And ravined,
Working men’s club nicotined,
And morphined.

So he went for them chilling
And grilling,
Oil rigger style drilling,
And filling,

But they ended up aching
And flaking,
Bedrock noise making
Whilst breaking.

So he went for them numbing
And plumbing,
Old fashioned tune humming,
And gumming,

But he ended up painful,
With a drain full,
Rock music disdainful;
Sucking awful.