SWISS ASSISTED SUICIDE.

A voluntary euthanasia class
For aspiring suicides;
Sign up for the golden path,
Check out, all, inside:

If you’re drifting from existence,
With tethers still restrained,
Then slip us your resistance,
And we’ll remove the chains.

Or when morning’s uninvited,
And afternoon’s a bore,
When night has you indicted,
Call in and tell us all.

Or if there are too many fellows,
Or maidens in your boat,
Call in; we’ll make it mellow,
And keep the ship afloat.

You see our sponsor is the government,
Whose criteria we’ve met,
With tender care and temperance,
And fulfilment of targets.

They’ve commissioned our premise,
With open arms and legs,
And collect our refuse from us,
Recycling the dregs.

For we’re keeping unemployment low,
Recruiting for the dead,
And if not sure you want to go
Then work for us instead.