COWBOYS AND INCIDENTS.

His whole head box
Was full of rocks,
His mouth awash
With gravel,
His voice
Was woven
Carefully,
But occasionally
Unravelled.

His boots were shined
And leather lined,
Though his feet were
Less canvassed,
They took him
Wherever
Fuel settled,
Though their mandate
Was surpassed.

His gun was great,
But overweight,
So his men picked up
The bullets;
The firing
Artefact
Was flawed
But he was still able
To pull it.

His aim was poor,
Though to be sure,
The target was
So large,
He didn’t
Miss however
Many
Times his critics
Charged.