ACCENTUAL EVENTS.

Never play with
Cheaters
Or big eaters
As they’ll take your bread and honey.

Never stray with
Others
Or their lovers
As they’re selfish and unfunny.

Never stay with
Squatters
Or train spotters
As they never let the sun in.

Never lay with
Sweaters
Or trend setters
As they’ll only keep on running.

Never pray with
Quitters
Or bull shitters
As they’re really too unruly,

And never pay or
Barter
For anybody’s martyr
As they always leave you poorly.